Desperate for Chicks!

It's really really bad when you're in a band and you have no chicks hanging with you, no quasi-girlfriends, no groupies, no sluts, no 420 girls, no hottie sisters to pass off as hotties not related to you. It's so really really bad that you have to do up a massive Myspace spam campaign to hopefully gather a few chicks for your music video....

....or....

There's no real music video being taped, it's your dorko film class friend with a digital camcorder, and you're just trying desperately to meet hot chicks.

Message:

WE ARE ********** N YOU CAN FIND US HERE ON MYSPACE,
WE'RE MAKING A SERIES OF MUSIC VIDEOS FOR OUR RECENTLY
RELEASED DEBUT CD. PLEASE CHECK US OUT N LET US KNOW
IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE IN A MUSIC VIDEO. GIRLS ONLY N BE
HOT ENUF TO BE IN A MUSIC VIDEO. LIKE. PLEASE CONTACT US SOON AS POSSIBLE WE ARE SHOOTING THE FIRST VIDEO THIS SATURDAY OR SUNDAY, N PLEASE SEND PHOTOS IF YOUR PHOTOS ARE SET TO PRIVATE. THANKS N SPANKS!!!

Another Pet Peeve



When the trailer for the movie is better than the movie.... How many times have you seen a really exciting trailer, but then when you saw the actual movie, epic disappointment! Duped by the trailer! What else can you do when you know you've been duped, but hope there is some gratuitous hot sex or an adrenaline junkie car chase or some explosions to make it worth your 10 bucks.

My New Pet Peeve


As most of you know I have a pet peeve about people misusing the word 'dominate' vs. 'dominant'. Example: I am looking for a 'dominate' bitch to control me.... Well. I have a new pet peeve. Betaboys who use the word cuckhold or cockhold vs. cuckold. I can appreciate that they want to serve as a cuck, that they recognize their place in this world. But they need to learn the correct term! C-u-c-k-o-l-d! The history of the term and concept is based on Cuckoo Bird betas raising the young of the Alphas while the Females continued to mate with the Alphas. Cuckoldry exists in nature, in many species, including ours. Get used to it!

G Shots !

Nicki is going to take a pass on her G-shot*, since she just started Nurse Practitioner classes (kinda like med school), she doesn't want to be hot-n-horny and distracted from her mission in life. So Nicole and I will be seeing fatfuck this week for our G-spot injections. Turbo pussy, as I call it, is an amazing ride. Now my mission is to line up some turbo action!

*fatfuck offered me a free g-shot as my graduation gift and a free shot for Nicki which I'm transferring to Nicole!

Flakes

Dr. Kickballs, Nicki's slave, evaporated within 2 weeks. He couldn't reconcile that he had submissive yearnings with I-am-god-like uber-powers as an ER doctor. Couple that evaporation along with slave josephine leaving Nicole after years of servitude!!!

Nicole had a good cry into her beer amped by several shots of Cuervo. Honestly, I don't think Nicole managed her slave properly. Part of slave ownership is retention, making sure you give your slave enough 'attaboys' or rewards. The fault of Nicole, and my fault as well in prior M\s relationships, is that we feel our beauty and superiority is enough to keep a slave bound to us, like a moth to the light. We are stunned when the moth takes flight and leaves us. We can't believe it was anything we did or didn't do, because, we default to our beauty and superiority.

slave josephine goes AWOL

Nicole is totally pissed at slave josephine. Apparently, this summer, unbeknownst to Nicole, slave josephine started dating someone at work. Josephine has a betaboy newspaper job, editing, proofreading or lay-out or something. Josephine hadn't dated anyone in years, and for the last 2 years has been in servitude to Nicole, but a summer intern nerdgirl started flirting with him and one thing led to another, and they starting going out. This is what josephine tearfully confessed to Nicole by cell phone and begged to be released as a slave to he could fulfill his destiny as a real man HARHARHAR a real man? Good luck with that josephine. Of course Nicole said NO, then slave josephine hung up on her.

Hell hath no fury like a Mistress scorned, Nicole is ready to break out her flamethrower. Who will do all her errands, clean her apartment, handwash her panties, handwash her Mustang, etc etc. Slaves never last, they burn out or they become delusional that they aren't submissive. Summer intern nerdgirl is back at school here in SoFlo and will see cuter younger nerdboys on campus and leave her summer crush behind. Then josephine will come crawling back....

Wherefore art thou Stinkbob?

My most renowned, craziest 1-minute Niteflirt caller, slave Stinkbob, has gone disparu. I have emailed him numeroso times, I even confess I sent him a free minute to entice him to call me, but alas not even a peep from the Stinkbob. While I hope something terrible hasn't happened to him, I fear it has, and this is due to his old age and feeble health. And my detective skills tell me that his loyalty to me over the years means I don't think he's cheating on me with another Niteflirt Mistress. And his compulsion to send me emails about the stupidest things, well, his emails have dried up. Perhaps his phone service was shut off? said Taylor. Or perhaps, as my friend Sam suggested, he did go gay and no longer needs me. Well Stinkbob, maybe you went to the big gloryhole in the sky, if so, I bid you adios and faretheewell. And for those of you unacquainted with Stinkbob, click on the Stinkbob label for this post below to read about him and see the hideoso picture he sent me!

StormDar

I missed my rendez-vous with my main slave this past week due to Hurricane Fay, even though Fay was kinder to SoFlo than NorFlor. And something tells me, perhaps it's my StormDar, that this isn't the last hurricane we shall see this season.

Bushwhacked

Pray that Bush breaks out his chewed up Bic Pen from his pencil protector pocket and signs this damn thing! My occupation and my sister's soon-to-be are highlighted.


August 11, 2008
Buried in Vast Higher-Education Bill Is Another Expansion of Loan Forgiveness

Washington — A little less than a year after it passed legislation to provide Stafford loan forgiveness to public servants, Congress has voted to expand the benefit for public-interest lawyers, early-childhood educators, and several other categories of borrowers.

The new programs, which are buried in a huge bill to renew the Higher Education Act (HR 4137) that awaits President Bush's signature, would provide loan forgiveness to borrowers who commit to working in a high-need, low-paying field for at least three years.

Public defenders and state and local prosecutors would enjoy the most forgiveness: up to $10,000 a year or $60,000 total. Civil legal-assistance lawyers would get slightly less: up to $6,000 a year, or $40,000 total.

Borrowers employed in several other "high need" occupations would get up to $2,000 a year, or $10,000 total. Among them are early-childhood educators, nurses, nurse practitioners, foreign-language specialists, librarians, child-welfare workers, speech-language pathologists and audiologists, school counselors, certain public-sector employees, nutrition professionals, medical specialists, mental-health professionals, dentists, physical therapists, and occupational therapists. Also covered are employees in science, technology, engineering, or mathematics; superintendents, principals, and other school administrators; and "highly qualified" teachers serving low-income or underrepresented students, or those with limited English proficiency.

Last year Congress forgave the remaining debt of borrowers who spend 10 years working for a government or tax-exempt organization and make monthly payments on their loans. In the new bill, lawmakers clarified that members of Congress are ineligible for the program.

Loan-forgiveness programs are designed to help employers recruit and retain employees in shortage areas.

Dikdiks

Ever since I started using this term, it has taken over the lexicon of my friends and my sister, et al. I'm sure the term will soon spread beyond the Floridian peninsula and take over the world! Dikdiks are small African antelopes hunted by lions. They run in herds, their only protection.

What a dikdik! Check out that dikdik! I have a new dikdik! We use it to indicate a subby male, wimp, loser, lil dickie boy, slave. And especially one that is hunted down and caught by the aggressive alpha female lionesses. Easy prey after a lil chase (lick chops).
Nicki has wondered why I haven't been hunting dikdiks at my dayjob. But, I rarely have interaction or even see the doctor dikdiks. And the doctors I do see are the young residents or interns who probably have no bank. In the age of managed care, doctors don't make what they used to back in the heyday of free-billing, unless they are plastic surgeons, heart surgeons, brain surgeons or fertility specialists (latter take almost 100% cash payments only and charge huge fees of at least $20K per couple). I'm lucky to already have fatfuck, tho one couldn't call ff a dikdik, call him a hippo!

Dr. Kickballs

Nicki, my mentor, at long last, returns to kicking balls. She is on the outs with her bf who had previously and unilaterally enforced his NO PUSSYBOY SLAVES rule. "I'm all the man you need." Yeah yeah every girl has heard that before (snore). So she is taking on a session slave. Since she plies the nursing trade, her hunting ground is the hospital, she has captured a squirmy lil dikdik who I will call Dr. Kickballs. Dr. Kickballs is a jewish physician in his early 40's, not overweight like fatfuck, but married, marriage running on inertia. Still he confessed he could not cheat on his wife, since it would cause him too much guilt, yeah right, it might cost him too much $ if she found out and divorced his ass. He masturbates to kinky fantasies, it takes a lot of kinky stuff in his head, he confessed to Nicki, to get him off. He thinks it will be alot of fun to actually do it, and get off to it. At $500 a session, Nicki is happy to oblige. She is going back to school to become a nurse practitioner and has to cut back her work schedule to do the school thing. So having a session slave is perfect. $500 for a few hours is like a 12 hour nursing shift, except no taxes taken out of the pay. She's also trying to hunt and cull one more dikdik out of the herd. I'll post the details as soon as I have the hunting report from Nicki.

Busted?

Well, the new potential slave has scurried away. Conclusion? He was likely married / in a relationship and was only looking to explore playtime or sex on the side. Did he get busted? Was I too extreme for him? So I'm baiting the hook again. Why can't I fish out more toads or fatfucks!?!

Lei Away

Fatfuck didn't bring me back anything from Hawaii, I am so pissed. He said the wife was always with him, so he couldn't bla bla bla buy his Mistress anything, couldn't even send a bla bla post card. I smacked his face! I told him a shopping spree would be necessary to make amends for his lack of balls. He did not even flinch as he knew I was fuming. Fatfuck is too busy doing injecting botox and lip plumping to shop with me. But he knows the stores I will shop, then put my acquisitions on 'layaway'. Fatfuck will waddle over and pay and I pick up the next day. I'm sure the girls who work at these fine stores know the deal. But wait, I hope they don't think I'm fucking the tub-o-lard to acquire such finery! I need to tell them my slave will be paying!

Red White and Blue Balls

Unfortunately, fatfuck is away with wifey this week, they went to Hawaii. So if you read about two white whales washed up on the beach in Maui, it's the fatfucks. All I can say is he better bring me back something from this trip and it better not be nasty plastic leis or a fatass mumu dress. He better bring back something expensive.



My sister and her lameass (but wellhung) fiance are having a BBQ on the 4th. My Mother wanted me to drive up with her to Whorelando so we can eat some burnt cowflesh and other vittles. But it looks like the club will be busy so I'm on standby for Friday nite at least that's what I told my Mother. She said: What? You're not a stewardess.... Good point, but I don't think I can spend 6 - 7 hours in the car (up and back) with my maternal unit. I love her but I can only take her in doses, smaller doses. And I wanted to, but didn't point out to my Mother that stewardess is not a word in use any longer.

Inotherslavenews, I had drinks then dinner with the new potential slave, an interview. He's hired haha. But he was leaving right away to travel overseas for biz, so we didn't get to play, but he promised on his return, I could do what I want with him. I'm not sure yet what I will do to him, but it will probably involve ballkicking.