Bushwhacked
Pray that Bush breaks out his chewed up Bic Pen from his pencil protector pocket and signs this damn thing! My occupation and my sister's soon-to-be are highlighted.
August 11, 2008
Buried in Vast Higher-Education Bill Is Another Expansion of Loan Forgiveness
Washington — A little less than a year after it passed legislation to provide Stafford loan forgiveness to public servants, Congress has voted to expand the benefit for public-interest lawyers, early-childhood educators, and several other categories of borrowers.
The new programs, which are buried in a huge bill to renew the Higher Education Act (HR 4137) that awaits President Bush's signature, would provide loan forgiveness to borrowers who commit to working in a high-need, low-paying field for at least three years.
Public defenders and state and local prosecutors would enjoy the most forgiveness: up to $10,000 a year or $60,000 total. Civil legal-assistance lawyers would get slightly less: up to $6,000 a year, or $40,000 total.
Borrowers employed in several other "high need" occupations would get up to $2,000 a year, or $10,000 total. Among them are early-childhood educators, nurses, nurse practitioners, foreign-language specialists, librarians, child-welfare workers, speech-language pathologists and audiologists, school counselors, certain public-sector employees, nutrition professionals, medical specialists, mental-health professionals, dentists, physical therapists, and occupational therapists. Also covered are employees in science, technology, engineering, or mathematics; superintendents, principals, and other school administrators; and "highly qualified" teachers serving low-income or underrepresented students, or those with limited English proficiency.
Last year Congress forgave the remaining debt of borrowers who spend 10 years working for a government or tax-exempt organization and make monthly payments on their loans. In the new bill, lawmakers clarified that members of Congress are ineligible for the program.
Loan-forgiveness programs are designed to help employers recruit and retain employees in shortage areas.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Sunday, August 03, 2008
Dikdiks
Ever since I started using this term, it has taken over the lexicon of my friends and my sister, et al. I'm sure the term will soon spread beyond the Floridian peninsula and take over the world! Dikdiks are small African antelopes hunted by lions. They run in herds, their only protection.
What a dikdik! Check out that dikdik! I have a new dikdik! We use it to indicate a subby male, wimp, loser, lil dickie boy, slave. And especially one that is hunted down and caught by the aggressive alpha female lionesses. Easy prey after a lil chase (lick chops).
Nicki has wondered why I haven't been hunting dikdiks at my dayjob. But, I rarely have interaction or even see the doctor dikdiks. And the doctors I do see are the young residents or interns who probably have no bank. In the age of managed care, doctors don't make what they used to back in the heyday of free-billing, unless they are plastic surgeons, heart surgeons, brain surgeons or fertility specialists (latter take almost 100% cash payments only and charge huge fees of at least $20K per couple). I'm lucky to already have fatfuck, tho one couldn't call ff a dikdik, call him a hippo!
Ever since I started using this term, it has taken over the lexicon of my friends and my sister, et al. I'm sure the term will soon spread beyond the Floridian peninsula and take over the world! Dikdiks are small African antelopes hunted by lions. They run in herds, their only protection.
What a dikdik! Check out that dikdik! I have a new dikdik! We use it to indicate a subby male, wimp, loser, lil dickie boy, slave. And especially one that is hunted down and caught by the aggressive alpha female lionesses. Easy prey after a lil chase (lick chops).
Nicki has wondered why I haven't been hunting dikdiks at my dayjob. But, I rarely have interaction or even see the doctor dikdiks. And the doctors I do see are the young residents or interns who probably have no bank. In the age of managed care, doctors don't make what they used to back in the heyday of free-billing, unless they are plastic surgeons, heart surgeons, brain surgeons or fertility specialists (latter take almost 100% cash payments only and charge huge fees of at least $20K per couple). I'm lucky to already have fatfuck, tho one couldn't call ff a dikdik, call him a hippo!
Dr. Kickballs
Nicki, my mentor, at long last, returns to kicking balls. She is on the outs with her bf who had previously and unilaterally enforced his NO PUSSYBOY SLAVES rule. "I'm all the man you need." Yeah yeah every girl has heard that before (snore). So she is taking on a session slave. Since she plies the nursing trade, her hunting ground is the hospital, she has captured a squirmy lil dikdik who I will call Dr. Kickballs. Dr. Kickballs is a jewish physician in his early 40's, not overweight like fatfuck, but married, marriage running on inertia. Still he confessed he could not cheat on his wife, since it would cause him too much guilt, yeah right, it might cost him too much $ if she found out and divorced his ass. He masturbates to kinky fantasies, it takes a lot of kinky stuff in his head, he confessed to Nicki, to get him off. He thinks it will be alot of fun to actually do it, and get off to it. At $500 a session, Nicki is happy to oblige. She is going back to school to become a nurse practitioner and has to cut back her work schedule to do the school thing. So having a session slave is perfect. $500 for a few hours is like a 12 hour nursing shift, except no taxes taken out of the pay. She's also trying to hunt and cull one more dikdik out of the herd. I'll post the details as soon as I have the hunting report from Nicki.
Nicki, my mentor, at long last, returns to kicking balls. She is on the outs with her bf who had previously and unilaterally enforced his NO PUSSYBOY SLAVES rule. "I'm all the man you need." Yeah yeah every girl has heard that before (snore). So she is taking on a session slave. Since she plies the nursing trade, her hunting ground is the hospital, she has captured a squirmy lil dikdik who I will call Dr. Kickballs. Dr. Kickballs is a jewish physician in his early 40's, not overweight like fatfuck, but married, marriage running on inertia. Still he confessed he could not cheat on his wife, since it would cause him too much guilt, yeah right, it might cost him too much $ if she found out and divorced his ass. He masturbates to kinky fantasies, it takes a lot of kinky stuff in his head, he confessed to Nicki, to get him off. He thinks it will be alot of fun to actually do it, and get off to it. At $500 a session, Nicki is happy to oblige. She is going back to school to become a nurse practitioner and has to cut back her work schedule to do the school thing. So having a session slave is perfect. $500 for a few hours is like a 12 hour nursing shift, except no taxes taken out of the pay. She's also trying to hunt and cull one more dikdik out of the herd. I'll post the details as soon as I have the hunting report from Nicki.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Lei Away
Fatfuck didn't bring me back anything from Hawaii, I am so pissed. He said the wife was always with him, so he couldn't bla bla bla buy his Mistress anything, couldn't even send a bla bla post card. I smacked his face! I told him a shopping spree would be necessary to make amends for his lack of balls. He did not even flinch as he knew I was fuming. Fatfuck is too busy doing injecting botox and lip plumping to shop with me. But he knows the stores I will shop, then put my acquisitions on 'layaway'. Fatfuck will waddle over and pay and I pick up the next day. I'm sure the girls who work at these fine stores know the deal. But wait, I hope they don't think I'm fucking the tub-o-lard to acquire such finery! I need to tell them my slave will be paying!
Fatfuck didn't bring me back anything from Hawaii, I am so pissed. He said the wife was always with him, so he couldn't bla bla bla buy his Mistress anything, couldn't even send a bla bla post card. I smacked his face! I told him a shopping spree would be necessary to make amends for his lack of balls. He did not even flinch as he knew I was fuming. Fatfuck is too busy doing injecting botox and lip plumping to shop with me. But he knows the stores I will shop, then put my acquisitions on 'layaway'. Fatfuck will waddle over and pay and I pick up the next day. I'm sure the girls who work at these fine stores know the deal. But wait, I hope they don't think I'm fucking the tub-o-lard to acquire such finery! I need to tell them my slave will be paying!
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Red White and Blue Balls
Unfortunately, fatfuck is away with wifey this week, they went to Hawaii. So if you read about two white whales washed up on the beach in Maui, it's the fatfucks. All I can say is he better bring me back something from this trip and it better not be nasty plastic leis or a fatass mumu dress. He better bring back something expensive.
My sister and her lameass (but wellhung) fiance are having a BBQ on the 4th. My Mother wanted me to drive up with her to Whorelando so we can eat some burnt cowflesh and other vittles. But it looks like the club will be busy so I'm on standby for Friday nite at least that's what I told my Mother. She said: What? You're not a stewardess.... Good point, but I don't think I can spend 6 - 7 hours in the car (up and back) with my maternal unit. I love her but I can only take her in doses, smaller doses. And I wanted to, but didn't point out to my Mother that stewardess is not a word in use any longer.
Inotherslavenews, I had drinks then dinner with the new potential slave, an interview. He's hired haha. But he was leaving right away to travel overseas for biz, so we didn't get to play, but he promised on his return, I could do what I want with him. I'm not sure yet what I will do to him, but it will probably involve ballkicking.
Unfortunately, fatfuck is away with wifey this week, they went to Hawaii. So if you read about two white whales washed up on the beach in Maui, it's the fatfucks. All I can say is he better bring me back something from this trip and it better not be nasty plastic leis or a fatass mumu dress. He better bring back something expensive.
My sister and her lameass (but wellhung) fiance are having a BBQ on the 4th. My Mother wanted me to drive up with her to Whorelando so we can eat some burnt cowflesh and other vittles. But it looks like the club will be busy so I'm on standby for Friday nite at least that's what I told my Mother. She said: What? You're not a stewardess.... Good point, but I don't think I can spend 6 - 7 hours in the car (up and back) with my maternal unit. I love her but I can only take her in doses, smaller doses. And I wanted to, but didn't point out to my Mother that stewardess is not a word in use any longer.
Inotherslavenews, I had drinks then dinner with the new potential slave, an interview. He's hired haha. But he was leaving right away to travel overseas for biz, so we didn't get to play, but he promised on his return, I could do what I want with him. I'm not sure yet what I will do to him, but it will probably involve ballkicking.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Let Freedom Sting!
Well I finally netted a wee fish to meet for a drinkee to see if I can enslave his ass. He is divorced and wants to experiment. He's seen alot of things on the internet and is curious about them. He says vanilla isn't for him any more. I don't know if he's quite ready for my flavor, but he claims he's open to trying anything once, if it's too painful, he wants 'the freedom' to tell me it's not for him. Slave asking for freedom? I'm not Sara Lincoln.
Well I finally netted a wee fish to meet for a drinkee to see if I can enslave his ass. He is divorced and wants to experiment. He's seen alot of things on the internet and is curious about them. He says vanilla isn't for him any more. I don't know if he's quite ready for my flavor, but he claims he's open to trying anything once, if it's too painful, he wants 'the freedom' to tell me it's not for him. Slave asking for freedom? I'm not Sara Lincoln.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Bloggery to Bindery
After posting about how I should be blogging for dollars, I was inundated by friends and admirers who suggested I parlay my keyboard tapping into something even more profitable than blogging for $. I should write a book. A book? A book!
Should I write it in a cafe on my laptop like J. K. Rowling, the Potter-y bitch who's richer than the Queen of Merry Olde? I see plenty of writers in cafes, blogging, I try not to play blogging scenester and avoid the obvious display of feathers. Besides I might blow a few of the laptoppers' gaskets if they read my blogs.
Some bloggers blog for the sake of blogging, some for money and others to get bigger writing gigs or book deals. I can reveal the book will be about Sexual Politics. None of you will be in it. Sorry. But you have influenced it, by influencing me.
After posting about how I should be blogging for dollars, I was inundated by friends and admirers who suggested I parlay my keyboard tapping into something even more profitable than blogging for $. I should write a book. A book? A book!
Should I write it in a cafe on my laptop like J. K. Rowling, the Potter-y bitch who's richer than the Queen of Merry Olde? I see plenty of writers in cafes, blogging, I try not to play blogging scenester and avoid the obvious display of feathers. Besides I might blow a few of the laptoppers' gaskets if they read my blogs.
Some bloggers blog for the sake of blogging, some for money and others to get bigger writing gigs or book deals. I can reveal the book will be about Sexual Politics. None of you will be in it. Sorry. But you have influenced it, by influencing me.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Nicole started the original 'Ignore Line'
I admit I jumped on the Ignore Line bandwagon, altho I had been doing Ignore Calls on request prior, I just hadn't made it official with a separate Niteflirt Listing. Nicole was like, "I've been doing Ignore calls for years with slave Josephine." Slave Josephine is Nicole's personal slave, errand boy, boy friday. He must clean her condo, do her laundry, do her errands, grocery shopping (we're not talking substantial shopping as Nicole doesn't eat much at home), handwash her Mustang and put gas in it (ouch given today's gas prices). If he's lucky, Josephine gets to jerk off with her on the phone.
I should de-emphasize 'with her on the phone'. Basically he will call her and tell her how horny he is and beg for permission to masturbate. Sometimes Nicole will just hang up on him. Other times she will say, "I don't have time for this bullshit!" and put the phone down, back in her purse or wherever and do whatever she was doing prior to the interruption. She might pick up the phone a few minutes later and ask, "Are you fucking done yet pissant?" Sometimes she'll hang up if he's not done or just drop the phone back into the netherworld of her purse again.
She lets him call for 'phone sex', maybe she says, maybe if he's lucky twice a month. She gets her panties in a twist that she even has to put up with this twice a month ritual for all the value she gets out of having Josephine. Little boy fridays are hard to find and harder to keep. But Nicole says, oh com'n, he probably jerks to me all the time, to my panties, sniffs my seat in the Mustang and gets a stiffie, probably even humps my bed. This is true, without a nanny cam, it would be hard to know if Josephine is chaste otherwise!
I admit I jumped on the Ignore Line bandwagon, altho I had been doing Ignore Calls on request prior, I just hadn't made it official with a separate Niteflirt Listing. Nicole was like, "I've been doing Ignore calls for years with slave Josephine." Slave Josephine is Nicole's personal slave, errand boy, boy friday. He must clean her condo, do her laundry, do her errands, grocery shopping (we're not talking substantial shopping as Nicole doesn't eat much at home), handwash her Mustang and put gas in it (ouch given today's gas prices). If he's lucky, Josephine gets to jerk off with her on the phone.
I should de-emphasize 'with her on the phone'. Basically he will call her and tell her how horny he is and beg for permission to masturbate. Sometimes Nicole will just hang up on him. Other times she will say, "I don't have time for this bullshit!" and put the phone down, back in her purse or wherever and do whatever she was doing prior to the interruption. She might pick up the phone a few minutes later and ask, "Are you fucking done yet pissant?" Sometimes she'll hang up if he's not done or just drop the phone back into the netherworld of her purse again.
She lets him call for 'phone sex', maybe she says, maybe if he's lucky twice a month. She gets her panties in a twist that she even has to put up with this twice a month ritual for all the value she gets out of having Josephine. Little boy fridays are hard to find and harder to keep. But Nicole says, oh com'n, he probably jerks to me all the time, to my panties, sniffs my seat in the Mustang and gets a stiffie, probably even humps my bed. This is true, without a nanny cam, it would be hard to know if Josephine is chaste otherwise!
Sunday, June 08, 2008
Stripper Urban Legend
Nicole is operating under a delusion. She truly believes that Mr. Right or Mr. Rich is going to come sauntering into the club, see her, fall in love, marry her, take her away from the twat-scented pole. My friends and I think she has truly given up on getting a real job. Now she regales us with stories about how so-and-so, some mythical stripper at another club, say New York or Vegas or West Palm, married a rich doctor, lawyer, athlete and is driving a Benz, living in palatial surroundings. Nicole has a dream, but no destiny. I struggle with both.
Nicole is operating under a delusion. She truly believes that Mr. Right or Mr. Rich is going to come sauntering into the club, see her, fall in love, marry her, take her away from the twat-scented pole. My friends and I think she has truly given up on getting a real job. Now she regales us with stories about how so-and-so, some mythical stripper at another club, say New York or Vegas or West Palm, married a rich doctor, lawyer, athlete and is driving a Benz, living in palatial surroundings. Nicole has a dream, but no destiny. I struggle with both.
Nicole Doesn't Fish from the Craigslist Pier
My girlfriends always crack up when they hear about some of the responses I get from my Craigslist or other online ads. Nicole, especially. Nicole's pier is the stage, the pole, the champagne court. She doesn't run online ads although she is occasionally tempted to run an ad when I land a big fish. But in the past I'd be equally tempted to swing around a pole after I heard about the whales she landed from the club. But big fish and whales tend to swim out to sea. Fishing is a constant chore. And a necessary one.
My girlfriends always crack up when they hear about some of the responses I get from my Craigslist or other online ads. Nicole, especially. Nicole's pier is the stage, the pole, the champagne court. She doesn't run online ads although she is occasionally tempted to run an ad when I land a big fish. But in the past I'd be equally tempted to swing around a pole after I heard about the whales she landed from the club. But big fish and whales tend to swim out to sea. Fishing is a constant chore. And a necessary one.
Craigslist, Wild Wild Craigslist
So I ran another Looking for a New Slave to add to my Harem ad on Craigslist recently in different SoFlo locales. Most of my ads get flagged immediately by the rent-a-ho services, but occasionally my ads stay up for about 24 hours and extract a barrage of responses. This time, the responses were truly bottom of the barrel.
Let's take a look at some of these slave wannabes:
Mr. Nude Handyman
....said he would perform nude painting or repairs to anything in my apartment
One of my mini-blinds isn't going up or down just right, but I don't think I want Mr. Nude Handyman to find out where I live or see his nasty nads just to get my mini-blinds fixed
Mr. Trapped in a Closet
....wanted to be locked into my closet while bound so he could smell clothes and shoes was willing to pay $20 for an hour of sniffery in my closet (hmmmmm)
Again, why would I want this stranger to know where I live!?!?! and let him in my place for $20, do I come off as so desperate need $ to buy crack?
Mr. Toejam
....wanted to lick and suck on my toes and lick out toejam, a bonus, he wrote, if there is toejam, then nibble on any toenails which otherwise might need clipping or I could clip them right in front of him and he would eat the clippings. (hmmmmmmm) For this he was willing to pay $50 once a month! A monthly rendez-vous for toejamming and toenail noshing!
Yet again, why would I want another stranger to know where I live!?!?!? and let him in my place for $50.
Maybe I should change my ad to: You will not know where I live for months! We will meet in public or hotels of my choosing! You will pay me $200 just for the privilege of meeting me and discussing your fantasy or fetish. I hope that will weed out some of the bottom of the barrel wannabes.
So I ran another Looking for a New Slave to add to my Harem ad on Craigslist recently in different SoFlo locales. Most of my ads get flagged immediately by the rent-a-ho services, but occasionally my ads stay up for about 24 hours and extract a barrage of responses. This time, the responses were truly bottom of the barrel.
Let's take a look at some of these slave wannabes:
Mr. Nude Handyman
....said he would perform nude painting or repairs to anything in my apartment
One of my mini-blinds isn't going up or down just right, but I don't think I want Mr. Nude Handyman to find out where I live or see his nasty nads just to get my mini-blinds fixed
Mr. Trapped in a Closet
....wanted to be locked into my closet while bound so he could smell clothes and shoes was willing to pay $20 for an hour of sniffery in my closet (hmmmmm)
Again, why would I want this stranger to know where I live!?!?! and let him in my place for $20, do I come off as so desperate need $ to buy crack?
Mr. Toejam
....wanted to lick and suck on my toes and lick out toejam, a bonus, he wrote, if there is toejam, then nibble on any toenails which otherwise might need clipping or I could clip them right in front of him and he would eat the clippings. (hmmmmmmm) For this he was willing to pay $50 once a month! A monthly rendez-vous for toejamming and toenail noshing!
Yet again, why would I want another stranger to know where I live!?!?!? and let him in my place for $50.
Maybe I should change my ad to: You will not know where I live for months! We will meet in public or hotels of my choosing! You will pay me $200 just for the privilege of meeting me and discussing your fantasy or fetish. I hope that will weed out some of the bottom of the barrel wannabes.
Monday, June 02, 2008
Struggling with Spanish
This isn't my grandmother's Miami any more. It happens to me when I'm walking down the street, someone will ask me a question or make a comment, usually about the weather. The only catch, they speak Spanish to me. Days and nights can go by and the only language I hear when I'm out and about is Spanish. My long dark hair = Latina = speaks Spanish. I speak a little Spanish, enough to get by. Enough to talk about the weather or buy stuff at stores and cafes. It happens to Taylor, who is a mezcla, a mix of white and Latino ethnicities, but she speaks as little Spanish as I do, her parents thought it was more important for her to know English, only English, little did they know, 25 years later, they would have made a blunder as to which the predominant language would be in SoFlo.
I could get more session work in my deemed profession if I spoke better Espanol. I am going to get the Rosetta Stone CDs or just do more immersion, learn more things to say about the weather....
From a recent news article:
This situation, so pleasing to Latin American immigrants, makes some English speakers feel marginalized. In the 1950s, it's estimated that more than 80 percent of Miami-Dade County residents were non-Hispanic whites. But in 2006, the Census Bureau estimates that number was only 18.5 percent, and in 2015 it is forecast to be 14 percent. Hispanics now make up about 60 percent.
"The Anglo population is leaving," said Juan Clark, a sociology professor at Miami Dade College. "One of the reactions is to emigrate toward the north. They resent the fact that (an American) has to learn Spanish in order to have advantages to work. If one doesn't speak Spanish, it's a disadvantage."
According to the Census, 58.5 percent of the county's 2.4 million residents speak Spanish - and half of those say they don't speak English well. English-only speakers make up 27.2 percent of the county's residents.
In the mainly Cuban city of Hialeah and in the Miami neighborhood of Little Havana, 94 percent of residents identified themselves as Hispanic.
Andrew Lynch, an expert on linguistics and bilingualism at the University of Miami, said that the presence of Spanish-speakers first became an issue in Miami-Dade County in the 1960s and '70s with the arrival of Cuban immigrants and intensified in the '80s with immigrants from not just Cuba, but Argentina, Venezuela and elsewhere in Latin America. The exodus of English speakers soon followed.
This isn't my grandmother's Miami any more. It happens to me when I'm walking down the street, someone will ask me a question or make a comment, usually about the weather. The only catch, they speak Spanish to me. Days and nights can go by and the only language I hear when I'm out and about is Spanish. My long dark hair = Latina = speaks Spanish. I speak a little Spanish, enough to get by. Enough to talk about the weather or buy stuff at stores and cafes. It happens to Taylor, who is a mezcla, a mix of white and Latino ethnicities, but she speaks as little Spanish as I do, her parents thought it was more important for her to know English, only English, little did they know, 25 years later, they would have made a blunder as to which the predominant language would be in SoFlo.
I could get more session work in my deemed profession if I spoke better Espanol. I am going to get the Rosetta Stone CDs or just do more immersion, learn more things to say about the weather....
From a recent news article:
This situation, so pleasing to Latin American immigrants, makes some English speakers feel marginalized. In the 1950s, it's estimated that more than 80 percent of Miami-Dade County residents were non-Hispanic whites. But in 2006, the Census Bureau estimates that number was only 18.5 percent, and in 2015 it is forecast to be 14 percent. Hispanics now make up about 60 percent.
"The Anglo population is leaving," said Juan Clark, a sociology professor at Miami Dade College. "One of the reactions is to emigrate toward the north. They resent the fact that (an American) has to learn Spanish in order to have advantages to work. If one doesn't speak Spanish, it's a disadvantage."
According to the Census, 58.5 percent of the county's 2.4 million residents speak Spanish - and half of those say they don't speak English well. English-only speakers make up 27.2 percent of the county's residents.
In the mainly Cuban city of Hialeah and in the Miami neighborhood of Little Havana, 94 percent of residents identified themselves as Hispanic.
Andrew Lynch, an expert on linguistics and bilingualism at the University of Miami, said that the presence of Spanish-speakers first became an issue in Miami-Dade County in the 1960s and '70s with the arrival of Cuban immigrants and intensified in the '80s with immigrants from not just Cuba, but Argentina, Venezuela and elsewhere in Latin America. The exodus of English speakers soon followed.
Monday, May 26, 2008
Entitlement
I've had a quite a few suggestions on maximizing my take from fatfuck c/o my sister, my girlfriends and even some of my admirers on Niteflirt. My sister counseled me at my gradation party and told me as long as I stay within his script, I can get more $ out of him.... Make him suck 2 cocks not just 1, make him watch me strap-on Nicole, make him watch me and 2 other girls go at it, make him watch me with a well hung cock or more than 1 cock. It's like playing poker, when you sit down at the table, you have to have the attitude that the other players' $ is yours. I need to up the ante with fatfuck. He's got to have stacks of chips from Botoxing and Trout Pout Limp Plumpery.
Other suggestions were blackmail and evil plots after I would take out very lucrative life insurance policies. As far as blackmail, I don't think his wife 'gives a crepe' about what fatfuck does, she has a beautiful house, household help, and plenty of plastic to shop with. When my sister, Nicole and I get our g-shots, my sister and I plan to bring up life insurance. Even if he doesn't die from an orgasm, he's a heart attack waiting to happen and shouldn't he plan for the near, hopefully very near future? Doesn't he want to make sure the really important women in his life are cared for after he expires?
I've had a quite a few suggestions on maximizing my take from fatfuck c/o my sister, my girlfriends and even some of my admirers on Niteflirt. My sister counseled me at my gradation party and told me as long as I stay within his script, I can get more $ out of him.... Make him suck 2 cocks not just 1, make him watch me strap-on Nicole, make him watch me and 2 other girls go at it, make him watch me with a well hung cock or more than 1 cock. It's like playing poker, when you sit down at the table, you have to have the attitude that the other players' $ is yours. I need to up the ante with fatfuck. He's got to have stacks of chips from Botoxing and Trout Pout Limp Plumpery.
Other suggestions were blackmail and evil plots after I would take out very lucrative life insurance policies. As far as blackmail, I don't think his wife 'gives a crepe' about what fatfuck does, she has a beautiful house, household help, and plenty of plastic to shop with. When my sister, Nicole and I get our g-shots, my sister and I plan to bring up life insurance. Even if he doesn't die from an orgasm, he's a heart attack waiting to happen and shouldn't he plan for the near, hopefully very near future? Doesn't he want to make sure the really important women in his life are cared for after he expires?
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Time Travel
Sara, I've called a few Princess listings, I can't deny it. I love a sweet young manipulative Princess. But the voices didn't match the pictures. Where are the real Princesses?
pic of me when I was barely legal, I wish I could time travel back 7 years ago, and launch on NF as a bitchy bratty Princess, I'd be in my condo castle now!
Sara, I've called a few Princess listings, I can't deny it. I love a sweet young manipulative Princess. But the voices didn't match the pictures. Where are the real Princesses?
pic of me when I was barely legal, I wish I could time travel back 7 years ago, and launch on NF as a bitchy bratty Princess, I'd be in my condo castle now!
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